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THE GOD COMPLEX UPDATE

Except for a few pick up shots here and there, we have wrapped up the Noah segment of The God Complex. We finished shooting all the ark footage and all related stuff. At this point, we have about an hour of roughly edited footage in the entire movie. We still have a lot more to go, however. Once all of the film is shot, we will do a lot of trimming, as I don't want this film to run much longer than 90 minutes, 105 minutes tops. By the way, we have a couple of new clips uploaded:

Noah's son, Ham, informs his dad that the rain is "coming down like a muthafucker."

CLICK HERE to watch a segment from that scene

Everyone exits the ark, only to find thousands of bloated and drowned bodies
left over from the flood waters.
CLICK HERE to watch a segment from that scene

After landing miles from home, Noah and family camp out, eating the deceased.

Noah's wife, Yessah, works her seductive magic when it's time to replenish the earth.

God's assassins, Si and Telly, attempt to kill him.
CLICK HERE to see a clip from this scene

Now that Noah and Yessah are wrapped, we are moving onto the touching story of Abraham and his son, Isaac. For those of you unfamiliar with this segment of bible mythology, this is where God asks one of his worshippers, Abraham, to prove his love by sacrificing his youngest son, Isaac. Abraham is willing to do this, showing that there is nothing he won't sacrifice for his God. In the bible, God stops Abraham in the nick of time. In our story, God is a little late. By the time he gets to Abraham, Isaac has already been stabbed. God then yells at Abraham saying, "What kind of asshole kills his own son!???"
Abraham replies, "But you told me to, oh Lord."
"If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you do that too?"
"Well...yes," Abraham timidly retorts.

EARLIER CLIPS

CLICK HERE TO SEE A SCENE WITH GOD AND NOAH NEGOTIATING THE FUTURE

CLICK HERE TO SEE A TEASER FOR THE GOD COMPLEX

SUBMISSIVE JESUS UPDATE

Submissive Jesus sales are still steady, with many of our orders coming from other countries. Remember, you can still get yours by going to the submissive jesus website. Looks like we found an office location, so we should be shooting our 5th Submissive Jesus commercial soon...if we don't get bogged down with The God Complex. I've never been all that great at multi-tasking.

As usual, the 'ask Jesus' page is getting its share of strange questions. I know many of them are joke questions, but every now and then, some sub-intellect goes on about damnation and hellfire. It never ceases to amaze me how many there are out there who feel that they are the appointed representative for Jesus Christ, taking personal offense on his behalf. It's just sad that these people are so deluded that the only sense of accomplishment they can get is by belittling a plastic toy. They really think that their omnipotent invisible sky daddy will one day thank them for coming to His defense. Well...as a wise man once said...America is a 'C' average. Keep it real and see you next month.